Bruce Almighty

Tim Bruening wrote:

> In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
> Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
> and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
>
> If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, end world
> hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.
>
I take it you didn't see the end of the movie then, when he tried to do
all those things.
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wrote:

> Mark Nobles wrote:
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
> > > Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
> > > and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
> > >
> > > If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, end world
> > > hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.
> > >
> > I take it you didn't see the end of the movie then, when he tried to do
> > all those things.
>
> Was this before or after Bruce asked to not be God anymore?

Before. It was the reason he made this request.
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Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:37:35 -0700 from Tim Bruening
:
> In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
> Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
> and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
>
> If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, end world
> hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.

Why not content yourself with a more modest goal, namely eliminating
off-topic articles in rec.arts.tv?

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On Jul 9, 12:37?am, Tim Bruening wrote:
> In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
> Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
> and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
>
> If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, end world
> hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.

I'd outlaw Jim Carrey movies.
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Stan Brown wrote:

> Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:37:35 -0700 from Tim Bruening
> :
> > In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
> > Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
> > and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
> >
> > If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, end world
> > hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.
>
> Why not content yourself with a more modest goal, namely eliminating
> off-topic articles in rec.arts.tv?

Notice he's also morphing IDs to evade killfiles.

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-- Mark Nobles
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>>I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, >>end world
> > hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.
>
> But what about the people who are working on the cure for AIDS?

What about poor, hungry people who are working on nuclear weapons that
would cure AIDS???
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On Jul 9, 1:37 am, Tim Bruening wrote:
> In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
> Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
> and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
>
> If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, end world
> hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.

But what about the people who are working on the cure for AIDS?
They'll be unemployed, go evil and spread viruses all over the world.

Same with the people who make a living building nuclear weapon parts
and developing nuclear energy.

The people who work on feeding the hungry.....meh, they're already
hippies; them revolting over less volunteer work means nothing. ;p

--
Sean
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> On Jul 9, 12:37?am, Tim Bruening wrote:
>> > In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
>> > Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
>> > and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
>> >
>> > If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, end world
>> > hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.
>
> I'd outlaw Jim Carrey movies.
>

I'd outlaw Jim Carrey. Wouldn't kill him, I'd just create a
private little world for him where he could make faces at himself
in the mirror all day, which is what he seem to like to do.

-Al-
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On Sun, 08 Jul 2007 22:37:35 -0700, Tim Bruening
wrote:

>In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
>Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
>and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
>
>If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, end world
>hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.

I know that it's summer and all, but WTF is a movie review of a
non-TV-series-based theatrical movie doing in rec.arts.tv? Geez, at
least Transformers would be mildly on-topic given the cartoon show.

-- Rob
--
LORELAI: I am so done with plans. I am never, ever making one again.
It never works. I spend the day obsessing over why it didn't work
and what I could've done differently. I'm analyzing all my shortcomings
when all I really need to be doing is vowing to never, ever make a plan
ever again, which I'm doing now, having once again been the innocent
victim of my own stupid plans. God, I need some coffee.
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Once Upon A Time Tim Bruening wrote:

>In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
>Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
>and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
>
>If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons,

Forcing most of the world to live in fear of invading hordes from other
countries.

>end world hunger and poverty,

Causing a massive surge in human population, making the world unlivable.

>and cure AIDS.

Great. Then what are we going to feed to the Kanimits from "To Serve
Man" to poison them? We'll ALL get eaten then! What are you, insane?


**
Captain Infinity
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On Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:24:04 GMT, Captain Infinity
wrote:

>Once Upon A Time Tim Bruening wrote:
>
>>In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
>>Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
>>and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
>>
>>If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons,
>
>Forcing most of the world to live in fear of invading hordes from other
>countries.
>

There are about three countrys that qualify for that statement. And
those three would stock up on nerve gases and bio weapons tout sweet


>>end world hunger and poverty,
>
>Causing a massive surge in human population, making the world unlivable.


This isn't Star Trek


>>and cure AIDS.
>
>Great. Then what are we going to feed to the Kanimits from "To Serve
>Man" to poison them? We'll ALL get eaten then! What are you, insane?
>
>
>**
>Captain Infinity
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Mark Nobles wrote:

> wrote:
>
> > Mark Nobles wrote:
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >
> > > > In this movie, God goes on vacation and gives his powers to Bruce.
> > > > Bruce can do anything he wants as long as he tells no one of his Godhood
> > > > and doesn't interfere with peoples' free will.
> > > >
> > > > If I had such powers, I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, end world
> > > > hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.
> > > >
> > > I take it you didn't see the end of the movie then, when he tried to do
> > > all those things.
> >
> > Was this before or after Bruce asked to not be God anymore?
>
> Before. It was the reason he made this request.

Why did his attempt to eliminate nuclear weapons fail? After all, physically
eliminate nukes would not violate anyone's free will.
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Joe Gillis wrote:

> >>I would eliminate all nuclear weapons, >>end world
> > > hunger and poverty, and cure AIDS.
> >
> > But what about the people who are working on the cure for AIDS?
>
> What about poor, hungry people who are working on nuclear weapons that
> would cure AIDS???

How can nuclear weapons cure AIDS?
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