Hunting and cooking aliens for meat!!!

On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:43:48 GMT, "Mike, who else?" <me DeleteThis @here.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:28:49 -0700, Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
>
>> In the next Alien movie, the Aliens will be the prey, hunted, killed and
>> eaten by gourmets from all over the universe.
>>
>> Will they become Alien burgers???
>
>Maybe.
>I think the face huggers will be appetizers, much like calamari. Chest
>bursters will be like veal tenderloin. Thinly sliced, sauteed in a
>mushroom sauce and served with red wine.
>
>Mike

The alien head can be a centerpiece, cut down the middle length-wise,
pulled apart and stuffed with cheese and mushrooms. Alien Day will
bring the family together in celebrating the human triumph over
xenomorph. Children will be blindfolded, then use a bat to try to bust
open alien eggs (hung upside down) filled with candy and money.
 >> Stay informed about: Hunting and cooking aliens for meat!!! 

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> On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:43:48 GMT, "Mike, who else?" <me RemoveThis @here.com>
> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:28:49 -0700, Lucas J. Riesau wrote:
>>
>>> In the next Alien movie, the Aliens will be the prey, hunted, killed and
>>> eaten by gourmets from all over the universe.
>>>
>>> Will they become Alien burgers???
>>
>>Maybe.
>>I think the face huggers will be appetizers, much like calamari. Chest
>>bursters will be like veal tenderloin. Thinly sliced, sauteed in a
>>mushroom sauce and served with red wine.
>>
>>Mike
>
> The alien head can be a centerpiece, cut down the middle length-wise,
> pulled apart and stuffed with cheese and mushrooms. Alien Day will
> bring the family together in celebrating the human triumph over
> xenomorph. Children will be blindfolded, then use a bat to try to bust
> open alien eggs (hung upside down) filled with candy and money.

I imagine you are going to need some of my trademark
pH 10 calcium gravy extract to make it
Just that little bit more survivable!
Yes a concentrated GARF cure bath,
isn't just good for killing ant nests anymore!
Remember the golden rule cooking hard meat.
Equalize BEFORE ya cauterise!
 >> Stay informed about: Hunting and cooking aliens for meat!!! 

On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:36:47 +1000, swarvegorilla wrote:

> I imagine you are going to need some of my trademark pH 10 calcium gravy
> extract to make it Just that little bit more survivable! Yes a
> concentrated GARF cure bath,
> isn't just good for killing ant nests anymore! Remember the golden rule
> cooking hard meat. Equalize BEFORE ya cauterise!

I was thinking about making candied apples using secreted resin. The
children would love it! Delicious & nutritious. yum yum

Mike
 >> Stay informed about: Hunting and cooking aliens for meat!!! 

I remember when there was a comic book story in which an ET gourmet
was after the spores to cook and eat them.



I suppose if we understand the idea that the Alien creature had the
consistency of an octopus and was able to crush itself up into a
relatively smallish box shape as in the comic book of the original
movie, maybe there might be comparisons to calamary, once the acid has
been neutralised
 >> Stay informed about: Hunting and cooking aliens for meat!!! 

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>I remember when there was a comic book story in which an ET gourmet
> was after the spores to cook and eat them.
>
>
>
> I suppose if we understand the idea that the Alien creature had the
> consistency of an octopus and was able to crush itself up into a
> relatively smallish box shape as in the comic book of the original
> movie, maybe there might be comparisons to calamary, once the acid has
> been neutralised
>

try eat a deep sea squid mate.
the ammonia will burn your face off
:)
true story
 >> Stay informed about: Hunting and cooking aliens for meat!!!