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On Oct 23, 5:30 pm, readache <cerebureaucr....RemoveThis@hotmail.com> wrote:
> if you were held hostage and were given a chance between having a
> firecracker go off in your ass or having 2 of your teeth pulled out,
> which would you choose?

Speaking from experience, I would choose the firecracker.

When I was a kid, we were setting off firecrackers with my parents out
in the garage/outside, and I wasn't supposed to do it myself, and I
did, I had a bunch of firecrackers in my hand, and lit them, because I
wanted to see it go off so bad, but then I realized, I can't throw
them, I'll get in trouble, so I had to hold it, and it went off in my
hand, and I had to just stand there and not make a single "ouch" (huge
understatement) so they wouldn't realize, and I wouldn't get in
trouble.

It wasn't that bad.

I choose the firecracker.
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readache <cerebureaucracy.DeleteThis@hotmail.com> wrote:

> if you were held hostage and were given a chance between having a
> firecracker go off in your ass or having 2 of your teeth pulled out,
> which would you choose?

What about setting off firecrackers in your mouth?
Two birds, one stone.
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