We sell tamed Aliens and facehuggers as pets

Do you sell Mogwai?


"Alberto Panno-Peano" <moltotarl.DeleteThis@yahoo.com.mx> wrote in message
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> Hi !
>
> I sell tamed little cute facehuggers and nice tamed aliens which will
> obey to your command !
>
> They will guard your house !Neer fear burglars again !
>
> They don´t eat much and don´t need to go out.Will like dark places in
> cellars etc.
>
> AND they are tax-free.
>
> So get your own house-alien now for only $1000/alien or
> $100/facehugger.
>
> Aliens ´R´ us
>
> P.S. We also offer other nice creatures from Outer Space - Critters,
> Wookies , etc. etc.
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moltotarl RemoveThis @yahoo.com.mx (Alberto Panno-Peano) wrote in message news:<a5a4ac7a.0401172332.b14be2f RemoveThis @posting.google.com>...
> Hi !
>


I'm looking for a green Twilek slave girl Do you have any in stock?

> I sell tamed little cute facehuggers and nice tamed aliens which will
> obey to your command !
>
> They will guard your house !Neer fear burglars again !
>
> They don´t eat much and don´t need to go out.Will like dark places in
> cellars etc.
>
> AND they are tax-free.
>
> So get your own house-alien now for only $1000/alien or
> $100/facehugger.
>
> Aliens ´R´ us
>
> P.S. We also offer other nice creatures from Outer Space - Critters,
> Wookies , etc. etc.
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"Carlos Santillan" <cmsahe DeleteThis @hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> I'm looking for a green Twilek slave girl Do you have any in stock?


Make your own.

Cruise past your local high school and nab a cheerleader as she gets in her
car after practice. Take her home and, in the confines of your (hopefully)
soundproofed room, give her a prefrontal lobotomy. You should be able to
find the procedural notes after a few minutes of googling. Paint the now
drooling bitch green and staple a couple of stuffed tube socks to her head.

Voila! One twilek slave girl, served up hot, fresh and now just a little
retarded.

Doc

--
"I'm at peace
with my lust.
I can kill because in God I trust.
It's Evolution, baby."


Pearl Jam "Do the Evolution"
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wats ur homepage? IM interested!

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Perc

"You don't wanna mess with ME TODAY!" Rico, Roughnecks.
"Wayne Farmer" <Wedge_Antilles.DeleteThis@yavin-4.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Do you sell Mogwai?
>
>
> "Alberto Panno-Peano" <moltotarl.DeleteThis@yahoo.com.mx> wrote in message
> news:a5a4ac7a.0401172332.b14be2f@posting.google.com...
> > Hi !
> >
> > I sell tamed little cute facehuggers and nice tamed aliens which will
> > obey to your command !
> >
> > They will guard your house !Neer fear burglars again !
> >
> > They don´t eat much and don´t need to go out.Will like dark places in
> > cellars etc.
> >
> > AND they are tax-free.
> >
> > So get your own house-alien now for only $1000/alien or
> > $100/facehugger.
> >
> > Aliens ´R´ us
> >
> > P.S. We also offer other nice creatures from Outer Space - Critters,
> > Wookies , etc. etc.
>
>
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